Whats up everyone? And by that I mean all 7 of you! Since I haven't updated this thing in nearly 3 months, I figured I do a little teaser. Basketball season is long gone, so now I will have to play the part of the ancient old man recounting his tales of days gone by.......but not today. Today, I will tide my followers over with an example of some of my video's from days gone by.
This was the first real video I ever produced. I was a hot headed youngster of 12. Actually, I just realized this, but I technically will always be "hot headed" because I have red hair. Haha, it's a pun. Anyway, back in those days I had a sick fascination with Bisquick.
Next, these are the bloopers of a zombie movie I made in junior high. I use the term "made" loosely. If I wanted to be precise, I would say "slapped together". I put music to it, so now I guess I'm "slapping" with rhythm!...................................Wow, in retrospect, I shouldn't have wrote that last part.
I would post the actual movie trailer for Secrets of the Dead, except apparently I used some copyrighted music, and they disabled the audio. I spent about 6 hours on that thing! If I wasn't a capitalist, this would segue into a massive rant about the ills of society. Tempting.............but no.
My next video was done for a Grade 11 English project. We read Lord of the Flies, and had to focus our projects on "The Beast" that the children think lives on the mountain on their island. This was completed (by the skin of our teeth) in one evening, by 9 pm, the blooper reel was massive and we were running out of daylight.
Bonus points if you caught the "Lost" reference at the beginning. As a side note, some idiot, apparently a William Golding purist, rated my video 1/5 stars. Now, I would be alright with that, if it wasn't for the fact that some guy's video called "Bisquick. Now with 20% less anal leakage!!!!!!!" recieved a higher rating. I am just barely holding back on that rant..............but I can't. I have to remain faithful to the purpose of this sacred blog.
Fianlly, here's the aforementioned massive blooper reel for the Lord of the Flies spoof. Enjoy that, and the promise of more videos and stories to come.